Friday, April 8, 2011

K4.0 An Essay On Indian Cow

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a candidate for higher national level examinations. The candidate has written essay on the Indian Cow.
 
Indian Cow
He is the cow. The Cow is a successful animal. Also he is four footed, and because he is female, he gives milk. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to men. But he has got four legs together. Two are forwards and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.
What can it do? Various Ghee, butter, cream, curd and the condensed milk and so forth. And he is also useful to cobbler, waterman and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, and also his gober much useful to farmers, plants and trees and is used to make flat cakes, in hand and drying sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates after eating. Then afterwards she chews with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organs is the horn, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weaponed to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyards, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.
The palm of his feet are soft onto the touch. So that the grass head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow........
Send this to your english teacher and within 7 days.......
........She is surely gonna commit SUICIDE

2 comments:

Sanjana said...

haha, this is really funny :)

Shashank Modi said...

nice one !

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